House of the dead 2003
House of The Dead
Oh so painfully, painfully lame. Plot holes you could sail a battleship through, cheap under-par sets, terrible scripting, and oh look, the cop has a magic holster that fills her gun with bullets! Watching someone play the very shallow arcade game that this was based on is more fun and exciting than this washed-out wad of tripe. This is nothing but a big tacky ball of tedium made to ride on the success of a very aged and tired video game who’s glory days are long since past.
At one point the kids find a ships log that tells of a crewman that killed the Captain and the whole crew and went on to beach the ship and go crazy. So tell me, who wrote all this down in the ships log if everyone but the maniac was dead? Holes like this are more than abundant and continuity is a term lost on these guys. A bad ride all around, give it a missthis ones a “sure snore”.
Horror Rating: 1 out of 5
Boobies Rating: 3 out of 5
Erica Durance
Penny Phang
Sonya Salomaa
Incoming search terms:
- penny phang
- house of the dead movie
- sonya salomaa
- sonya salomaa naked
- penny phang house of the dead
- sonya salomaa house of the dead
- erica parker
- house of the dead 2 movie
- erica durance topless
- erica durance dead
- erica durance house of the dead
- erica durance n ude
- erica durance dead video
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.