Reborn 2009
Reborn
The actors were very earnest in their appreciation of Craig McMahon–the writer, producer and director–had to give them some credit for that performance. This was a really bad movie and I’m glad that I missed the first movie that this was spawned from. The story centers on a couple who, for some reason, decide to make their fortune owning a junkyard. Apparently he bought it sight unseen because lurking in all the junk is a slob with a slew of video cameras waiting to recruit his next victim to act out his murderous tendencies. The killer is encased in a metal suit–all I could think of was Edward Scissorhands wearing the metal helmet from Saw. The kills, from a gore standard, would have been more interesting if the editing wasn’t so bad. There were a couple of jumpy scares but even that couldn’t help this stinker. Don’t bother with the acting, beyond bad. This guy really shouldn’t be making movies.
Horror Rating: 3 out of 5 (has its gory scenes)
Boobies Rating: 2 out of 5
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