Boobies And Blood – Horror Movie Reviews

Decoys 2004

This is a fun movie.Its a sci-fi,horror,comedy type.A college guy meets two hot girls in the laundry room.When they leave he notices that they have left a roll of quarters behind. So he goes to there room to give them back,but there not there.He goes inside anyway and leaves the quarters on the dresser. He hears them at the door and hides in their closet as they are coming into the room. When they start to undress,he is happy until one of the girls have tentacles coming out of her chest. Anyway he finds out that the sorority girls are aliens from outer space,and that they have come to earth trying to breed with the men of Earth so there species will not die out. But the men of Earth can’t handle the breeding process and their bodies freeze from the inside out killing them. The aliens won’t stop doing it,they figure that it will just be a matter of time until the human men will be able to handle it.

Horror Rating: 2 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 2 out of 5

kim poirier and Stefanie von pfetten

kim poirier and Stefanie von pfetten

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Masters of Horror Sick Girl

Angela Bettis severely overacts her way through this mediocre installment of “Masters of Horror”, as a hyper-nerdy lesbian bug expert who tends to adopt the voice of an 85-year-old geriatric when speaking to her pet insects at home. Seriously, it’s the most irritating “fake voice” since Pauly Shore’s. She hooks up with Misty Mundae (who, in real life, stars in a lot of soft core horror/porn films) for a fairly hot lesbian tryst, but a mysterious parasitical insect invades Misty’s body and all sorts of interesting transformations begin. Director Lucky McKee draws a little bit from the tricks previously used in his exemplary “May”, and it’s easy to recognize the influence of Cronenberg’s “The Fly”, as well. Unfortunately, this 1 hour episode can’t match the tension sustained throughout the 90 minute “May”, and the overall tone of the weirdness is wholly inconsistent. Yes, Misty Mundae gets naked, and yes, there is a little bit of gore, but the episode, as a whole, is hard to get a handle on, and the cheesy, eye-roll inducing ending doesn’t help matters much either. There are better episodes than this one.

Horror Rating: 1 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 1 out of 5

Cabin Fever

If you are a fan of  good classic 80′s type horror you will enjoy this movie. You get gore, humor, and suspense in this package. I miss that in horror films today. Think “28 days Later” meets “Deliverance” with very mild “Scary Movie” humor.

The Humor in this movie isn’t as blatant as a real comedy, but it’s funny in the sense of being able to see certain things that could happen in real life. Like kids making lemonade out of unfiltered lake water and selling it. As some reviewers have stated, you don’t know how the virus started and that would bug you if you don’t look at the film for what it is.  It’s a good old fashioned horror film to gross you out and make you feel good about yourself because you’re not as stupid as the cast.

Cabin Fever has lots of gore, lots of stupidity, lots of really good humor.  It has some boob scenes but Its the blood and gore that make this movies worth watching

Horror Rating: 3 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 2 out of 5

Cerina Vincent

Cerina Vincent

Cerina Vincent