Boobies And Blood – Horror Movie Reviews

Amityville Horror 1979

George Lutz is tormented by an unruly spirit that haunts the corridors of his new home and the convolutions of his mind. Director Stuart Rosenberg adapts the infamous novel concerning the Lutz family’s 28 days of paranormal experiences. But the real horror is not the metaphysical but the metaphor: the illusion of tranquility and the Church’s impotence in recognizing the deadly sin of domestic violence. This classic film relies on suspense and ambiguity as it builds towards a supernatural tempest, beginning and ending on a dark and stormy night. The film almost transcend the constraints of genre tropes but falls victim to its own devices: the denouement becomes a sticky morass of supernatural gibberish, offering cliched pronouncements of ancient Indian burial grounds and gates of Hell. But the film works in the first two acts, laying the groundwork for a seething patriarchal conflict as George inherits Kathy’s prefrabricated family and the baggage that come along with it. The mystical events are minimized and can be explained by the prosaic: It’s when people begin talking in tongues about the gates of Hell and George discovers the red room with its pit of gore that the yarn unravels. Lalo Schifrin’s score is the real star of this movie, evoking Bernard Herrmann’s raging PSYCHO strings, which adds to the thickly charged atmosphere.

Horror Rating: 3 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 1 out of 5

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Ghost Lake

The only scary part of this movie is the acting. Easily one of the worst zombie movies i’ve ever seen. With B-horror films I expect & disregard bad acting but I at least expect a lot of gore, makeup & special effects, and suspenseful scenes, unfortunately this movie had none of that. The facial makeup and effects of the zombies resembled more like mushed- bananas or over-boiled oatmeal

This movie is more of a bad comedy than it is a serious horror film… It’s so lousy and ridiculous that I laughed all the way through it.  The only saving grace of this movie is the Boobies being shown in the first 15 minutes or so, after that you can turn it off.

Horror Rating: 1 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 2 out of 5

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The Eye 2

The Eye 2 is not really a sequel to the Pang Brothers first “Eye” movie, nor is it really a “horror” movie. It’s more like a…supernatural drama—a failed romance, suicide attempt, surprise pregnancy, abortion decisions, and then the nine months to term….but with a twist to the whole sordid affair. I don’t want to give anything away, but those who are familiar with Buddhism and karma will be delighted by the spiritual revelations.

Shu Qi (Transporter 2) gives a fantastic performance as Joey, the suicidally depressed expectant mother. Her ordeal throughout the film (and she goes through some rather hard moments) has less to do with ghosts than it does with just going through an unplanned pregnancy alone—the fears,  the choices, the physical turmoil she is in. The only thing that I did not like about the movie was the hospital rooftop scene(s)—you’ll know what I’m talking about when you see them—which seemed incredibly unnecessary considering what Joey discovered about Karma and Reincarnation. The scenes did provide the requisite cringe factor for a “Horror Movie”, but they did not seem (in my mind at least) to serve the story or do justice to the character. But I suppose there had to be some chilling climax to the whole thing.  On the whole this was still a unique and well-made Supernatural Drama.

Horror Rating: 1 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 0 out of 5

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The Eye 2