Boobies And Blood – Horror Movie Reviews

The Ruins

The Ruins is a decent movie with a good cast, just without a great story. Similar stories have been done before. A group of college aged kids take a vacation to an exotic locale. Bad things happen. We have all seen it before, right? This one is slightly different, as the kids decide to see something beautiful, some ruins, before they leave. They drive and hike to the location of the ruins, and (to avoid spoiling anything) end up trapped on the ruins. One of their cell phones is taken; the other doesn’t work. Now we have a set-up for the necessity to go exploring in places better left alone.

Unfortunately, this movie tries to be a thriller, but it really isn’t. There weren’t really any scares at all, as the movie relies on gore and mutilation  to scare us. If that doesn’t scare you or if your not into it then this movie is best left alone. If seeing a person cut and claw at their body (or someone else’s) disturbs you, do not see this movie. There was some beauty in the film, as the cinematography was great and the acting was good, there just wasn’t enough reason to care what really happened to the characters, as the characters and plot had no real depth, and there wasn’t a lot of tension, just gore.  There was a great scene where Laura Ramsey went topless and we got to see her majestic boobies.  All in all Gore and Boobies in decent amounts, and thats all what we are about here.

Blood Rating: 3 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 3 out of 5 (Laura Ramsey naked towel scene)

Laura Ramsey

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Dark Remains

To my pleasant surprise, “Dark Remains” turns out to be a cut above the usual haunted house end of the horror genre. This tiny, low budget Indie actually delivers a hand full of chills and a high quality creep factor.

This is a simple story about a young married couple. Allen Pyke (Greg Thompson) is a technical writer and his wife Julie (Cheri Christian) sells her artistic photography. They have a young daughter, Emma.

The story goes like this: Julie, awakened during the night, discovers her daughter has been viciously murdered. In an effort to ease the trauma of living in a house filled with reminders of Emma, Allen and Julie move to a country cabin. Strolling though the woods near the country cabin, Julie happens upon an old, abandoned prison and takes interior photos. When she develops the film she finds apparitions in the images.

Some of the plot twist delve into the supernatural but some revolve around plain old spooky humans with criminal intent. But they all hold true to the theme and the feel of the story. Written and directed by Brian Avenet-Bradley, “Dark Remains” he sets a perfect pace for the story. The sets and atmospherics blend well together advancing the arc. Another indication of how low budget this film is, Avenet-Bradley is also credited with cinematography and editing. The special features on the cd are also worth noting.

Documenting a production this small yet this well done gives us an insight into something barely short of guerilla filmmaking that’s rarely seen. In my opinion, “Dark Remains” is an exception to the genre worth the watch.

Horror Rating:  4 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 3 out of 5 (Spooky Rachael Rollings  shower scene)

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Fingerprints

Well I was extremely surprised at how engrossed I became with this movie. Well done and they spent their money in most of the right places so it looks better than it should for it’s lower budget. It’s the lead actress though, that gets the credit for sucking me in to her story. She’s very good and highly believable. Both sisters in this film provide us with solid performances. Other players lack somewhat, especially “Mommy Dearest”  who really needs to go back to acting school, but no matter as the focus is on the story, the girls and these creepy ghost kids.

The director does a fine job of providing plenty of suspense and a few mighty fine jump scares. The whole story is a creepy little ghost tale and it really worked imo. If you like ghost stories then this one is pretty engaging and fairly well done. If you don’t tolerate lower budget then you might want to pass on this title but I found it better than most in the lower budget category. It’s more suspenseful and creepier than Wicked Little Things, the After Dark Horrorfest movie if that helps for comparison purposes.

Horror Rating: 2 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 1 out of 5  (Side shot of  Kristin Cavallari)

Kristin Cavallari

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Asylum

Horror movies featuring teens and aimed at the teen demographic are a dime a dozen. Teens and young adults are the primary target of the film industry and the shotgun approach of quantity over all else has been a B-Movie staple for generations. Against this backdrop, “The Asylum” is a rare formulaic film that swims against the rush of generic mediocrity. In spite of itself, the Ethan Lawrence script contains the right combination of well worn set elements and plot ingredients to make this film worth watching.

I realize by offering a positive review of “Asylum” I’m pushing against the popular opinion of most, but when one dives into a pool of mundane, one cannot expect to surface with excellence. This is a flawed film to be sure, but the pacing is perfect for the story. Director David R. Ellis’ execution of his vision for a script that’s little more than a collection of clichés is flawless. Overall quality is a feature of this well shot film.

A building (once used as an asylum closed after a viciously sadistic doctor was killed in a patient uprising) has been renovated. It’s now a college dorm populated by emotionally damaged students – and a  dead doctor still roaming the halls. Students go missing… Oversight? How does a non-corporeal being feel pain? And how can a spiritual entity who can materialize anywhere at will be stopped by a door? Beyond that, tension is high, suspense works, and performances surpass the usual B-Horror offering. I find “Asylum” atypical for the genre and rate it as such. To that I will note a very good performance of Sarah Roemer not only because she shows some skin but because amongst all the bad actors in this movie, she shines.

Horror Rating: 2 out of 5

Boobies Rating: 2 out of 5  (Sarah Roemer)

Sarah Roemer

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